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LET'S PLAY HOTLINE MIAMI 1 & 2 - America is a tune, it must be sung together.
Hello ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Let's Play the Hotline Miami Series. The Hotline Miami series consists of a pair 2D top-down action games made by Jonatan Sderstrm and Dennis Wedin working together as Dennaton Games. The first game, simply titled Hotline Miami, was released October 2012. Its sequel, Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number, was released in March 2015. The games are known for their heavily stylized graphics, challenging fast paced trial-and-error gameplay, deliberately confusing storyline, and their use of pulse-pounding techno music. Was there anything else? Because I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh right of course! THE VIOLENCE. The Hotline Miami games are brutal, but not just in terms of difficulty. The pixelated graphics do very little to disguise that this is a game about amoral monsters doing horrible things. That said this isn't a case of gratuitous pointless violence as seen in games like Mortal Kombat. Here the violence is absolutely the point. They ask "Do you enjoy hurting people", and they expect you to have an answer. HOW IS THIS LET'S PLAY GONNA WORK? I will be recording all the footage for this let's play hangout stream style, which basically means I'll be playing the game with a bunch of funny and cool internet friends on the call, who may or may not even bother to actually watch the game. I realize this makes for commentary that isn't always 100% focused on the game itself, but Hotline's not really the kind of game you can do a focused live commentary on. The very nature it's levels means it could take anywhere from 30 seconds to 30 minutes to finish one, and I'd rather have a relaxed chillout stream that's not always on point than commentary from four guys absolutely suffering while they try to think of interesting things to say about me failing the same floor 50 times in a row. If you've seen any of my other LPs on this forum, you know what you're getting into. After the footage is in the can, I'll be chopping it into individual level videos, and posting them here, alongside writeups where I try to hit on everything important in that chunk of the game. As is customary, please enjoy the complete YOUTUBE PLAYLIST. I also am happy to present a CHRONOLOGICAL PLAYLIST that takes all the videos, and arranges them in order according to the dates the events in them took place! You can now experience the timeline of hotline Miami as it mostly actually happened! How about that?! TABLE OF CONTENTS Last edited by BEAT; 08-30-2016 at 01:58 PM. |
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HM1 CHAPTER 00 - THE METRO APRIL 3RD 1989 COMMUTERS FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Paris In which we breeze through a surreal tutorial, experience a rather surreal vision of being spoken to by a trio of masked individuals in a dark room, then head out on our first mission: obtain a suitcase, then leave it in a dumpster. QUICK NOTES
IN GREATER DETAIL SO THOSE THREE MASKED GUYS IN THE DIM ROOM HUH? They're never identified by anything other than the names on their masks, which you can pick at the start of each level. Rasmus the Owl has the body of one of the enemy mobsters, and he acts openly antagonistic towards you. Don Juan the Horse has the body of a woman who's identity hasn't been revealed yet. She comes off as mostly sympathetic towards you. Finally there's Richard the Rooster, who's body is identical to your own, and who's mask is the first one you receive in the game. He speaks in riddles and generally seems to know much more than he lets on. Smiler: Hi! I'm Henry Hotline Miami! You're really killing it in the game today kiddo! But I want you to know, in the real world, killing is. Last edited by BEAT; 09-21-2015 at 08:29 AM. |
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This game sure is a game.
It is only a game. Please don't go to the cops, because it is only a game. |
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And now for Rebel Knows Too Much About This Game:
Death Count: 2 Brandon is the best mask. Gotta go fast |
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HM1 CHAPTER 01 - NO TALK APRIL 8TH 1989 SERVITUDE OF SILENCE FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Crystals In which we read part of a pink newsletter left on our kitchen table, then head back out into the world for a little bit of the old ultraviolence. QUICK NOTES
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HM1 CHAPTER 02 - OVERDOSE APRIL 16TH 1989 JUNKIES FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK Jasper Byrne - Hotline In which we embark on our third mission, and kill everybody at a methadone clinic. which is actually a front for the mob. QUICK NOTES
THIS LEVEL CONTAINS THE FIRST FINDABLE MASK. It's called Earl and unfortunately you don't see me pick it up here because I already grabbed it in a prior playthrough. It would be found on the desk in the southernmost room on the second floor. That said while the mask is gone, it's original owner (presumably named Earl) is still there, slumped over dead on the right side of the desk. This means that you're not the first person sent to attack this location, just the first to succeed. Last edited by BEAT; 05-21-2015 at 12:24 PM. |
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HM1 CHAPTER 03 - DECADENCE APRIL 25TH 1989 FILM CREW FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Hydrogen M|O|O|N - Release In which Jacket, noted sociopath and mass-murderer... actually makes a friend? QUICK NOTES
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Aspiring artists: please draw Jacket pirouetting out of the building with Hooker in his arms.
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HM1 CHAPTER 04 - TENSION MAY 5TH 1989 IMAGINARY FRIENDS FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Paris In which we enter part two of the game, have a brief interlude in a dark room, and then have our first encounter with the worst enemy ever! I refer of course, to dogs. QUICK NOTES
IN GREATER DETAIL
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Quote:
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The dude is doomed. Being doomed is kind of a theme here.
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the guy getting mugged is Dennis, the mask you would get for beating the next level
EDIT minor thing, in Decadence you can attempt to leave before picking up Hooker, and if you do: Code:
Hooker: Hey asshole, you can't just *cough* leave me here. I got nowhere to go. Hooker: Why don't you finish what you started? Total letters, in order of level: U T A O A E Beating the level Overdose while wearing the Nigel mask nets you a secret achievement, "Batman". Last edited by Rebelfire; 04-07-2015 at 01:44 PM. |
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FUCK
I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP BAD |
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HM1 CHAPTER 05 - FULL HOUSE APRIL 11TH 1989 ROWDY ROOMATES FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Crystals In which we finally hit a level that gives me way more trouble than it should! It's not the worst level in the games by far but you would be forgiven for thinking otherwise because oh my god BEAT, git gud scrublord. QUICK NOTES
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There's always Lenny, right? except that you wouldn't have that one during a first play But there's also Tony, especially since there's another trophy here for beating the level barehanded.
because with Tony, punching things is never the wrong answer |
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HM1 CHAPTER 06 - CLEAN HIT MAY 15TH 1989 JANITORIAL STAFF FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK Jasper Byrne - Hotline In which we storm a hotel. Seems like pretty standard affair by now. Bust into a building, start stacking bodies. Everything's the same as it's been for awhile now, right? Wrong. QUICK NOTES
THIS IS THE FIRST LEVEL SINCE THE INTRO WHERE YOU HAVE TO KILL PEOPLE WHO WON'T FIGHT BACK. The restaurant area has several large enemies that won't leave their chairs when the shootings starts. They just sit there, not threatening you or anybody and you cannot advance until you kill them. Same goes for the guy in the bathroom upstairs. The game has effectively removed Jacket's ability to claim that "It's them or me".
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Another fun time hidden achievement here: on the second floor there's a fire axe hidden in the hallway; if you grab that and kill the guy on the toilet with it you get the "Smell Something Burning" achievement.
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HM1 CHAPTER 07 - NEIGHBORS MAY 23RD 1989 PHONE COMPANY FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Hydrogen M|O|O|N - Release Murdering Entire buildings full of dangerous criminals has become kind of commonplace for our good friend jacket! So let's mix it up a little bit at the Phone company! QUICK NOTES
Last edited by BEAT; 05-21-2015 at 12:33 PM. Reason: HAHA HOW DID THAT GET THERE WHOOPS. |
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Work is KINDA crushing me today so I'll try to post later tonight.
I'm ALSO planning on doing some streaming tonight! I'll post agin as a reminder, but I'm gonna be recording the biker levels with the SKYPE CREW. Come check it out! |
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IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW GO GO GO!
hitbox.tv/beathatesall |
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my friend and i collaborated to make something amazing:
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HM1 CHAPTER 08 - PUSH IT MAY 27TH 1989 PARTY PEOPLE FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK Perturbator - Miami Disco We make another trip to the dark room, which astute viewers will notice has gotten more and more filthy every time we've dropped by. Then it's off to the club to party down! If by party, you mean murder. QUICK NOTES
IT MEANS JACKET IS OUT OF HIS GODDAMN MIND. No really? Wow, tell us something we don't know.
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You have done a wonderful and beautiful thing.
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HM1 CHAPTER 09 - CRACKDOWN MAY 31TH 1989 LAWMEN FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Crystals M|O|O|N - Release Hey, isn't it kinda weird that we've stacked enough bodies to fill a churchyard, but the police have never once shown up? Turns out the police thought that was weird too. QUICK NOTES
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HM1 CHAPTER 10 - HOT & HEAVY JUNE 3RD 1989 SPA ATTENDANTS FanBoyMaster - Smiler - Phat - Stush - Patito - Nodal SOUNDTRACK Jasper Byrne - Hotline In which we storm what appears to be some sort of sauna, that just so happens to have one of the most aggrivating floors in the entire game. It's got NOTHING on Hotline 2 though. You'll see. QUICK NOTES
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Oh God, the last time I remember seeing "Cyber" in a TV show title was on a rebroadcast of this, where they changed it to "Cyber C.O.P.S."
That was...mid 90's, I think? |
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hot & heavy is pretty butts
but nothing is worse than push it, simply just for scoring purposes |
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HM1 CHAPTER 11 - DEADLINE JUNE 8TH 1989 IN THE BACK OF THE VAN FanBoyMaster - MagFlare - Smiler - Patito SOUNDTRACK M|O|O|N - Hydrogen M|O|O|N - Release In which we're all just talking about wrestling while I play a video game. Storming some kinda office or something. No big deal. Nothing really happening here- OH GOD DEATHVAN. QUICK NOTES
Last edited by BEAT; 06-26-2018 at 09:48 AM. Reason: RE-WROTE SOME NOTES AND ADDED LINKS. |
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HM1 CHAPTER 12 - TRAUMA JUNE 21ST 1989 ORDERLIES Smiler - FanboyMaster - StushCinta - Phat - Nodal - Patito SOUNDTRACK Scattle - Flatline Wake up sleepyhead QUICK NOTES
Oh fuck you. IN GREATER DETAIL
Last edited by BEAT; 05-18-2017 at 12:40 PM. Reason: YES I EDITED THIS POST 2 YEARS AFTER THE FACT TO CLEAN UP THE WRITING NO I DON'T THINK THAT'S WERID. |
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HM1 CHAPTER 13 - ASSAULT JUNE 21ST 1989 THE LAW Smiler - FanboyMaster - StushCinta - Phat - Nodal - Patito SOUNDTRACK Scattle - Knock Knock In which a man who just came out of a coma who could barely walk a few seconds ago somehow manages shred through an entire police station, just to get to one guy. QUICK NOTES
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