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Old 05-23-2017, 07:18 PM
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Old 05-23-2017, 07:50 PM
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I don't see what's so objectionable about that.
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Old 05-23-2017, 08:08 PM
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Note the woman adopting standard Pulp Sultry Pose #4 while on a speeding car.

Everyone else is holding on for dear life and/or bracing against inertia and she's all, "nah."
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Old 05-23-2017, 08:32 PM
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Uh... Maybe she's holding on to that guy's belt with her left hand? *shrug*
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Old 05-23-2017, 09:11 PM
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If you look closely, you can see she's got her arm around him.
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Old 05-24-2017, 07:19 AM
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My headcanon is that this is the distant sequel to either Christine or Maximum Overdrive where humans have learned to tame the wild killer cars.

Or a sequel to Cars where humanity came back to take back what's ours. Either works.
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Old 05-24-2017, 08:27 AM
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Note the woman adopting standard Pulp Sultry Pose #4 while on a speeding car.
Oh, I noted her.
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Old 05-24-2017, 08:40 AM
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My headcanon is that this is the distant sequel to either Christine or Maximum Overdrive where humans have learned to tame the wild killer cars.

Or a sequel to Cars where humanity came back to take back what's ours. Either works.
Well, now there's nothing else in the world I want to exist more than that.
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Old 05-24-2017, 12:13 PM
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Oh, I noted her.
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Old 05-24-2017, 12:44 PM
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I do see she's got her hand around his waist, but you'll note it's not so much a grip as a caress as you often see with women posed like that next to a guy. It's like the artist spent a ton of time on the couple and then remembered at the end they're standing on something.
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Old 05-24-2017, 10:27 PM
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No time to perfect the pose, gotta come up with coolest possible thing to write on the license plate.

*taps pencil*

thiiiink
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Old 05-25-2017, 07:29 AM
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Also never mind how well lit they are, considering THE SUN IS SETTING BEHIND THEM.
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Old 05-25-2017, 07:38 AM
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It could be a nuclear bomb.
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Old 05-25-2017, 09:01 AM
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:38 PM
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This is just awful.


While this is actually a pretty compelling concept for a scene.
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Old 05-25-2017, 02:41 PM
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Just because they have a big pointy horn doesn't mean every unicorn wants to throw down with you, jackass
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:16 PM
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that piers anthony cover looks like kings quest fanart
this is not a complaint, other than i don't think piers anthony's work deserves such an honor
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:24 PM
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Also never mind how well lit they are, considering THE SUN IS SETTING BEHIND THEM.
I don't want to defend that junk picture but I don't think all illustrations should be 100% photorealistic.
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:32 PM
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This is just awful.
"Excuse me, ma'am, the Red Sonja set is next door. This is Kung Fu Hustle. "

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While this is actually a pretty compelling concept for a scene.
So, who is the master, and who is the apprentice?
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Old 05-25-2017, 03:55 PM
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"This isn't the Tampa Bay Convention Center," Marie murmured as she glanced through the bushes. Rather than a concrete courtyard milling with other cosplayers and con-goers, she beheld a manicured lawn with red- and yellow-clad martial artists sparring with one another.

"So much for Google maps." She slipped her phone back into her boot, the only place on her costume she could fit it. "If I ever find the man who designed Red Sonja's costume, I'm going to kill him."

A meaty hand came down on her shoulder, making her gasp. She turned to look into the stern face of a burly-looking man, wearing a similar red uniform to the sparring men.

"What are you doing here?" he inquired in a surprisingly soft voice. Marie wasn't sure how to answer.

"I-- I think I'm lost," she blurted. "I'm looking for the convention center, and... well, can I use your phone?"

"We have no need of phones," the man replied. "But we can offer you something."

"What's that?" Marie asked, warily.

The man's face took on a serene expression. "Enlightenment."

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Old 05-25-2017, 04:25 PM
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So, who is the master, and who is the apprentice?
You REALLY don't want to know the answer. Truly.
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Old 05-25-2017, 06:56 PM
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Ain't no rule says a unicorn can't compete in the fencing competition!

Also I am really just mesmerized by that Robert Zdar monk... and the extreme dutch angle of that whole cover. THANK YOU Deptford for getting this thread back on the right track.
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Old 05-26-2017, 09:13 AM
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That man fucks that unicorn shortly thereafter
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