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Old 04-13-2009, 02:35 PM
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An oldie, but a goodie:

Bounty Officials Approve Third Ply

My favorite Onion article of all time. Paper towels are serious business.
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Old 04-13-2009, 06:53 PM
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If Obama saw this, he'd either laugh or sue somebody.
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Old 04-13-2009, 08:28 PM
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I find that the News Briefs hit the sweet spot between funny headline and dry reporting style. And here's one that's stuck with me since 2006.
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Old 04-13-2009, 10:22 PM
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Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban on Abortion
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Cost of Living Now Outweighs Benefits
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Old 04-15-2009, 02:25 PM
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The Onion has been pretty awesome lately:

Media Having Trouble Finding Right Angle on Obama's Double-Homicide
Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Metting
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:37 PM
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Hat Trick!

Seymour Hersh Uncovers New Thing Too Sad To Think About
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Old 04-22-2009, 12:47 PM
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I love Oprah jokes.
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Old 04-22-2009, 03:19 PM
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DAY 92: Secretary of Energy Steven Chu converts self into a sentient ball of energy
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Old 05-04-2009, 08:17 PM
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What about sexy Pyramid Head? Or maybe Pyramid Tits or something? :P
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Didn't we have enough of those on the PS1?
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That's every female character in a PSX game.

EDIT: Awesome, I'm not the only one.
Relevant to these interests, this here is the best News in Brief I've seen in a long time.
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Old 05-04-2009, 09:38 PM
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Trekkies bash new Star Trek film as 'Fun, Watchable'
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Old 05-13-2009, 07:45 PM
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Nation ready to be lied to about the economy again.
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:07 PM
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I have no idea why but I can't stop laughing at this.
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Old 05-29-2009, 03:20 PM
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Report: Increasing Number of Educators Found To Be Suffering From Teaching Disabilities
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Conservatives Warn Quick Sex Change Only Barrier Between Gays, Marriage
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Woman In Burqa Condemns Woman In Chador
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Old 06-09-2009, 02:54 PM
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But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

I feel like this is supposed to a be a wake up call as much as it is a joke.
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:30 PM
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Lord knows I've brought this upon myself way too often
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Old 06-09-2009, 03:33 PM
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Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

The ONN videos have been really, really good lately.
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Old 06-11-2009, 09:46 PM
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This One Had Me HOWLING

This one too

Lit Geeks say what!
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:19 AM
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New Live Poll Allows Pundits to Pander to Viewers in Real-Time
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I love this one.
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:19 AM
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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan to Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:41 AM
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Being a Massachusetts guy and a Red Sox fan, this story caught my eye, and probably nothing has ever made me laugh harder.

Excited Red Sox Fans Eagerly Await Debut Of Matsuzaka's 'Ultimate Galactic Dragon Gyroball Pitch Power Explosion'
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Old 07-14-2009, 12:45 PM
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The best thing about the videos is that they launch right into another ridiculous story.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:24 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: CHINA STRONG
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:29 PM
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I love it.
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:37 PM
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This is literally the best thing to happen to the Internet in forever. The only thing better is if they took over the AV Club and started rating movies based on the productivity of the main characters.

THIS WEEK, INTERVIEW WITH GREATEST AMERICAN AUTHOR ELMORE LEONARD

BLOG: FIVE REASONS WHY DEGENERATE BIOGRAPHIST JUNG CHANG IS LIAR WITHOUT MORALS OR RESPONSIBILITY
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Old 07-20-2009, 02:42 PM
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China’s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
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Old 07-20-2009, 04:32 PM
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American Children Like Me Are Lazy And Insolent And Must Try Harder

by Jimmy McDonalds
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