Could someone please draw me a participation-style award for "manterjecting"?
By which I mean a dude who butts into a conversation with some personal anecdote or opinion that is only tangentally related to the discussion and/or misses the point entirely, but he has nothing else to contribute and the idea of just listening to everyone else talk without having to participate is completely absurd I mean what crazytalk planet are YOU from. Not mansplaining, but a kissing cousin.
Real life example:
Originally Posted by Me, on FB, short version
There are some guys who insist on holding doors open for a woman over her voiced objections, while simultaneously claiming that they are showing her respect, but actual respect would be listening to her opinion and acting according to her stated wishes because boundaries are for everyone.
Originally Posted by LIKE FOUR DUDES
I open doors for everyone! But I don't, you know, insist on it or anything, I just think it's nice to make the offer!
YES OKAY THANK YOU VERY POINTEDLY NOT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT YOU DO YOU NEED A COOKIE AND A PAT ON THE HEAD
... I think some kind of award-style reaction image would be useful for such situations.