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Old 12-21-2016, 04:21 PM
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Sif is at 3:13 for heavyweight, get your bets in fast while it's hot!
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Old 12-21-2016, 05:01 PM
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vote for taurus demon to beat nameless king
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Old 12-21-2016, 05:07 PM
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Moonlight Butterfly wins because pew pew lasers beat the Hug Squad.

Nameless King wins because he's not a big silly cow.
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Old 12-21-2016, 07:12 PM
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+Moonlight Butterfly because it actually took me a few tries to beat.

+Nameless King because he's a great and difficult boss.
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Old 12-21-2016, 08:53 PM
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Sif is a female
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Moonlight Butterfly is a female
Yes, but are they lesbians?
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Old 12-22-2016, 06:32 AM
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I do ship them, yes.
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:56 AM
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Moonlight Butterfly

A Final Fantasy bossTurn A Gundam final attack fell into Dark Souls.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:41 PM
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lol someone (TK) actually voted for Taurus Demon what a goober. Moonlight and Nameless move on.

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Pinwheel

Hey it's those guys. Those guys that are one guy? They're kinda a gross guy? Also the ability to split into many guys. That's our guy!

Attack: 3/10 Shoots some magic, splits up. Nothing threatening.
Defense: 1/10 It's just a guys in a cape.
Speed: 5/10 Teleports around but never far.
Gumption: 9/10 Hosting the worst family reunion for basically forever.
Likes: Alone time, sticks and twigs, big ol' coffins.
Dislikes: Nagging wives, bratty kids

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Martyr Logarius

Oh man this guy. He basically sat in place for a hundo years just so a queen couldn't eat a baby. He's got like, skull magic, a beard to shame all beards, a sword that can't be beat and did I mention he shoot skulls!

Attack: 8/10 Skulls and sword man. Skulls and sword.
Defense: 4/10 Withered, frozen skin provides some defense, but...
Speed: 6/10 ...it's really his teleporting all over the dang place that's the real trick.
Gumption: 10/10 Guarded a place for so long that he basically died BUT NOT REALLY
Likes: Sun, warmth, beaches
Dislikes: snow, storms, mosquitos

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The Royal Wood. Know that place Artorias lost it at? That place.

Heavyweight Divison



Cleric Beast

Towering werewolf made out of skin tatters. He's basically impossible to see. He can scamper and slash with the best of them, but who is he really? We'll never know.

Attack: 6/10 Like all beasts he's a beast. But not a dark beast or a fire beast or any of the cool beasts just a beast.
Defense: 5/10 Goes down to a rusty razorblade.
Speed: 7/10 fuck these fuckers are fast.
Gumption: 2/10 bloodcrazed, not much to 'im.
Likes: blood, moon, blood moon, blood blood.
Dislikes: blades, fire, guns n'clawhands.

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The Last Giant

Ol' holeface. This is the last giant who's not all the way tree'd. A towering guy, but kinda falling apart. This gives him some extra reach, but you know, otherwise old and decrepit. Last of his kind for a reason.

Attack: 6/10 stomp n' swipes. Not much else going on.
Defense: 3/10 basically wood???
Speed: 4/10 long strides get him around but not particularly speedy.
Gumption: 9/10 Hanin' on to that old rage. Like you do.
Likes: reminiscing over old times
Dislikes: kings, trees, makeup.

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Fishing Hamlet Coast. A pretty beach where a gross whale washed up. The water might hamper smaller fighters but for these two string beans it should be a big deal.

Deadline is 15:40:00 EST tomorrow.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:50 PM
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Logarius is probably my favorite fight in Bloodborne, whereas Pinwheels only notable feature is that he has some cool masks.

I bet Cleric Beast is going to win the second match, but I'm voting for The Last Giant because I like those weird tree giants and also because he actually tears off his own arm to club you with. That's dedication!
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Old 12-22-2016, 02:01 PM
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I hate to give the impression I'm focusing purely on Old Beardy Dudes for my votes, but I'm sorry, Marty the Martyr is my shoe-in of the week.

And Cleric Beast looks cool as hell but as stated, The Last Giant rips off his own arm to beat you with. That's a great trick that he can really only do the once. He's my Lock of the Week
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Old 12-22-2016, 02:11 PM
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Guys, he's a Martyr, he's already dead.

Who am I kidding, a rotting corpse could beat Pinwheel. Marty it is.

I have to give it to the Cleric Beast, though. Rip off as many body parts as you want, but he's still the tougher first boss.
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Old 12-22-2016, 02:15 PM
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Pinwheel not because he is tough, or because I buy for a second the tragic backstory navel gazing lorenerds have given him. Just because I dont know that other guy.

And I'd vote for the Last Giant normally for the same reasons but that guy is a chump. It's not even a fight. It's more sad really than anything. So Cleric beast it is!
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Old 12-22-2016, 03:06 PM
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Martyr wins, both because his fight is awesome, but also because anyone from Bloodborne can beat up everyone from Souls.

See also Cleric Beast beating up dumb slow old Giant.
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Old 12-22-2016, 06:06 PM
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Martyr, because he strove to be good even when it wasn't wise.

Cleric Beast, because it's a much more dramatic fight than Giant, though Giant gets honorable mention for having more pathos.
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Likes: blood, moon, blood moon, blood blood.
But what about moon blood?
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Old 12-22-2016, 06:27 PM
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What a silly thing! Pfft, the very idea.
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Old 12-29-2016, 01:48 PM
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The tournament was interrupted by a Chosen Undead who killed them all, the end
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Old 12-30-2016, 06:59 PM
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Yes his name is Xmas Vacation.
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Old 12-30-2016, 07:39 PM
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I say we go to war against him!
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Old 12-31-2016, 01:40 AM
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Yes his name is Xmas Vacation.
Must be from the new dlc. I don't remember them at all
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Old 12-31-2016, 02:08 PM
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I say we go to war against him!
I hear he has a lot of allies so that might not be a good idea.
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Old 01-04-2017, 12:10 AM
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Yes his name is Xmas Vacation.
I want to make a character called Xmas Vacation and then invade you over and over and over
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Old 01-04-2017, 08:34 AM
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I hope everyone had a good break. Let's get back into this. Longarious and Cleric Beast are the winners of last round. Moving on.

Lightweight Division



Penetrator

One of Allant's elite knights, demonized or something. A dullest who uses a long piercing sword to get ya! He gunna get ya. According to the wiki he is "particularly vulnerable to magic" which is bad news because his opponent is...



A Crystal Sage

One of Big Hat's protegees maybe! This guy is a crystal, a bunch of cloth, and one stupidly large hat. He can spell all day long but a big sword will put an end to his castin' quick. It's a classic sword against spell battle.

Arena
The Hunter's Dream. That big ol' field of flowers that doesn't actually exists. It's wide and open and doesn't offer an advantage to either combatant.

Heavyweight Division



Sinh, the Slumbering Dragon

A for-real ancient dragon, stone scales and everything. Sure, he's got a big fuckin' lance through his heart but he's still one of the immortal dragons so what's Vordt gunna do??



Vordt of the Boreal Valley

Oh yeah, Sinh's opponent is Vordt, a Boreal outrider knight. This means he's got an eye ring that's turned him all beastly. Armed and armored like a knight, fights like a boar. Plus he's got natural frostbite properties. Too bad dragons aren't weak to that instead of lightning. Good luck Vordt!

Arena
The Witch's room in Hemwick. Cramped space for Sinh means not much room to maneuver, but Vordt's a big boy too. Does that amount to an advantage? Only you can say for sure.

Deadline is tomorrow at 12:30:00 ET.
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Old 01-04-2017, 08:47 AM
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Penetrator would dice up the sage. I don't think Vordt would even be able to do much damage to Sinh.
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I dont even remember the Penetrator or Sinh..


So Crystal Sage and Vordt are the winners!
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Penetrator's from Demon Souls and he has a sharp stick, which (like anything more than a stiff breeze) would cause the Sage to crumble. Easy choice there. (Crystal Sage is the much more fun fight though imo)

I've played all the soulses but none of their DLCs because I Don't Do DLC, so I have no firsthand experience with Sinh, but based on some quick research I assume he's the safer bet for sure.
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Old 01-05-2017, 02:12 AM
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Sinh because he flies and it's annoying as heck

I dunno how the Penetrator do, but I bet he's not one for a lot of fast dodging? and the crystal sage's illusions might mix him up.
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Old 01-05-2017, 09:35 AM
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Alert alert Penetrator and Crystal Sage are tied! Next vote calls it.
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Old 01-05-2017, 10:28 AM
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Sinh wins easily! As for the other ??? sneaks by.

Lightweight Divison



Skeleton Lords

Three super skeletons of both stabby and spelly verity. They're pretty frail, but they can also summon even more skeletons, including the dreaded bonewheels! They're easily able to overwhelm opponents and dominate the battlefield. Plus, they're skeletons!!

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Sir Alonne

A badass samurai with a badass katana. The power behind the Iron King. He can more than handle himself in a duel, but can he overpower a bunch of bone bros?

Arena

The Throne of Want. The open space before the (a?) Kiln. There's no skeletons present, but I imagine the lords can just summon them anyway. What's more, there's no obstacles that Alonne can use to separate the lords (the normal strategy).

Heavyweight Division



Rom, the Vacuous Spider

Not really a spider, but totally vacuous. Rom can't do much on her own. A bit of skittering really. But boy can she summon little... things... to overwhelm. And boy do they! And once the magical ice barrages start coming her lack of maneuverability becomes less an issue.

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Curserotted Greatwood

A big dumb baby of a tree covered in ballsacks. Not much smarts going on here either. Greatwood can sweep and stomp and sweep some more. Impervious except in the aforementioned balls, which can be hard to target. This is an interesting matchup.

Arena

Dark Chasm of Old. A cavern of dark and Dark. Plenty of space for the Greatwood. Not much light, but do these two even need to see?

Deadline is 12:30:00 EST.
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Old 01-05-2017, 11:00 AM
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I do not vote for a skeleton, but I will vote for a skeleton with friends, comrades, brothers and lovers. You can count the richness of a skeleton by the friends it keeps in its skele-heart.

Otherwise, Vacuum Spider because that is and inspired monster creation
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