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Old 07-14-2014, 11:39 AM
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BJJ may be a bit easier on my knees. I could be wrong though.
This is indeed the case -- I've known guys who made the switch when their joints started to go and were better for it.
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Old 07-14-2014, 06:42 PM
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Guy at work is trying to get me to take Krav Maga with him.

fuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat
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Old 07-14-2014, 08:19 PM
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let us take a moment to remember that krav maga is Hebrew for "dipshit yuppie fart club"
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Guy at work is trying to get me to take Krav Maga with him.



fuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat

Hahahahahaha
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At least Hayes Bujinkan Ninjitsu lets you play dress up
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Old 07-14-2014, 08:21 PM
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the Scientific Aggressive Fighting Techniques of America are "street tested."
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Old 07-14-2014, 08:23 PM
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Uhhhhhh I think u mean TechNOLOGY
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Old 07-14-2014, 08:25 PM
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I say this out of respect for Professor Jon Hess and his titanic victory over the proprietor of Dallas's only totally nude steakhouse
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no wait apparently it was at some point retconned to Scientifically Applied Force Training of America.

cunning and mysterious are the ways of Jon Hess.
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no wait apparently it was at some point retconned to Scientifically Applied Force Training of America.
NAMBLA?
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NAMBLA?

That's Joe Son Do
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Old 07-14-2014, 08:45 PM
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Krav Maga

a.k.a. Jew Jitsu
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One of my co-workers has a certificate of black belt in Krav Maga or whatever the hell is the equivalent on his desk.

Yes, I am afraid of him.
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Old 07-17-2014, 07:47 PM
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Tomoki Kameda rocks pink and purple trunks and a bleached blond rattail and punches dudes hard in the liver (skip to 28:30). he has found a new fan in me.
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:43 PM
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I always love the frozen moment after a liver shot where you can see his brain realize something terrible is about to happen.

Then it's down I go. . .
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Old 07-17-2014, 09:53 PM
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Wanted to watch the fight last night but I was working. Saw some highlights. Cerrone is on a tear, and I'm happy about it. He said he had a newfound fire, and well, it's showing. Good for him. I hope it keeps going.
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Old 07-17-2014, 10:10 PM
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Then it's help me I'm gonna booboo. . .
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Old 07-19-2014, 06:43 PM
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Wanted to watch the fight last night but I was working. Saw some highlights. Cerrone is on a tear, and I'm happy about it. He said he had a newfound fire, and well, it's showing. Good for him. I hope it keeps going.
This, except Ian McCall and also manly tears
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Old 07-19-2014, 07:24 PM
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Although it contains a little more amateur psychoanalysis than I think is strictly necessary, this Deadspin piece is an excellent summation for the boxing fan and non-fan alike in regards to Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s career in treating women abominably.
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Old 07-22-2014, 09:09 PM
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Wing Chun getting owned
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Old 07-23-2014, 10:29 AM
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not shocking, but funny: Enson Inoue just posted a scan from his old PRIDE contract on his Facebook, specifically the clause where the promotion agreed to never test for PEDs.
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Old 07-23-2014, 02:06 PM
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related: an alarming number of dudes who loved PRIDE unconditionally are taking the chance today to dance on the grave of Chael Sonnen's career.
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Old 07-24-2014, 06:29 PM
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THE TIME HAS COME
the wrestler said
TO TALK OF OTHER THINGS
OF SHOES OF TURKS
INFECTIOUS STAPH
OF DOUBLE LEGS AND FLINGS
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Old 07-24-2014, 06:36 PM
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related: an alarming number of dudes who loved PRIDE unconditionally are taking the chance today to dance on the grave of Chael Sonnen's career.
how dare he sully our great sport with pro wrestling and racism

*tugs it to Fedor-Nagata w/ tears in his eyes*
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Old 07-24-2014, 07:32 PM
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Enson's been on a tear lately pushing his new book. Apparently the beating he took from Igor Vovchanchyn way back in PRIDE.10 was so bad that his body went into rhabdomyolysis, which almost shut down his kidneys.

Igor, you will recall, was so scary that his home village would ring the church bells when he'd been drinking
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Old 07-25-2014, 06:23 AM
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how dare he sully our great sport with pro wrestling and racism
it's weird; the American MMA fan doesn't necessarily mind pro wrestling touching his sport, but only if it comes in the form of Japanese dudes getting beat to death or bulky Aryan homophobes.

also I had no idea Enson had written a book (although I did know that the Igor fight left him more dead than alive). that will be fucking awesome.
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Old 07-26-2014, 08:42 PM
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so at this point nobody wants any part of Gennady Golovkin, except maybe Andre Ward, who will be in court with his management until judgment day.

if God loved us we would get to see GGG decapitate Canelo or Miguel Cotto or Chavez Jr. or somebody halfway fuckin interesting, sadly there is no God.
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:34 PM
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You lost me at calling Chavez Jr. halfway interesting but Golovkin is def. a beast
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Old 07-26-2014, 09:37 PM
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"This not game, just fight. I love fight."
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