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Old 03-18-2012, 09:53 PM
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don't you have some liquid vinyl you can just dip your feet into

edit: holy shit 11pm time for fish oil and moisturizer
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Old 03-18-2012, 09:59 PM
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did someone say deck shoes

jk solid white boating shoes can you imagine how bad an idea that is

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they are sandals that you use to climb on things and walk on terrain
if you want to climb on things and walk on terrain you should either go barefoot or wear actual shoes

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Old 03-18-2012, 10:00 PM
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Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it could happen to me but there I was drinking PBR from a can and eating buffalo chicken pizza at a theme dive bar downtown when a waitress in high-waisted shorts and a pair of spraypainted pf flyers asked me if I wanted to see her tattoo of mount rushmore in waxed mustachios in the curtained-off band playspace
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:04 PM
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I kinda wanna post pics of the $25 shit kickers I've worn for like 4 years now but I'm worried it might kill Ample.
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:06 PM
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I kinda wanna post pics of the $25 shit kickers I've worn for like 4 years now but I'm worried it might kill Ample.
don't fear the reaper
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:07 PM
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alternative response: don't worry, that's what my knee is for lololololololol
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:08 PM
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I buy my shoes for comfort and use. Ample buys his shoes to look like an octogenarian pilgrim.
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:09 PM
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I buy my shoes for comfort and use. Ample buys his shoes to look like an octogenarian pilgrim.
this is me IRL



except fatter whiter and i live in the suburbs
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:10 PM
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I buy my shoes for comfort and use. Ample buys his shoes to look like an octogenarian pilgrim.
No shoe is as comfortable as looking pretty feels
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:11 PM
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also i look that good like precisely zero seconds in a given lifetime
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:17 PM
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I'm just saying your shoes help to get your biscuit on the 10
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Old 03-18-2012, 10:21 PM
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I'm just saying your shoes help to get your biscuit on the 10
my god that sounds wondeful
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Old 03-18-2012, 11:38 PM
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don't you have some liquid vinyl you can just dip your feet into
Th... that's a terrible idea! D:>
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Old 03-18-2012, 11:58 PM
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your penis will steal a miniature racecar and elope with a sparrow just so it no longer has to be seen with you
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"stuart little" works really well as a euphemism for one's dick
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Old 03-19-2012, 04:05 AM
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You haven't seen nothing till you've seen a Mexican party where all the dudes are wearing pointy-toed boots.



And those are quite subdued compared to some that are out there!
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:14 AM
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It's like a dumber winkelpicker..
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:25 AM
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What is the... wait for it... POINT of those boots?
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Old 03-19-2012, 11:45 AM
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What is the... wait for it... POINT of those boots?
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Old 03-19-2012, 12:06 PM
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if you put those shoes on a leather duster and a fedora will form themselves around your body unbidden

your penis will steal a miniature racecar and elope with a sparrow just so it no longer has to be seen with you

do not wear those shoes
You wear rainbow sandals! As if you can cast stones!

Also, the amount of hideous shoewear in here... (except you Mara those are a great pair of heels.)
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:06 PM
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Language fails me. These are so ugly they have circled back around to amazing.
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:08 PM
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I like that kind of sawblade sole, but the rest of it looks like Star Trek and a fireman's boot had a baby.
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:30 PM
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I can imagine the future people and/or aliens in a 1950s sci-fi movie wearing chrome pseudo-spats like that.
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Old 03-20-2012, 06:46 PM
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The federation's new mobile suit is a monster!
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Old 03-20-2012, 07:39 PM
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I feel like they could be uglier somehow. Like maybe a neon-coloured coolant could circulate through those tubes while you're running around?
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Old 03-20-2012, 08:06 PM
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they don't need to be uglier, they need to be More So. just keep making those shoes more and more Those Shoes until aliens are chasing Sigourney Weaver through their ventilation
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Old 03-20-2012, 09:01 PM
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they don't need to be uglier, they need to be More So. just keep making those shoes more and more Those Shoes until aliens are chasing Sigourney Weaver through their ventilation
Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well.
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Old 03-21-2012, 04:14 PM
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Old 03-21-2012, 06:25 PM
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Gym shoe day.

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Risto makes the weightlifting shoe with the highest heel on the market, which is good for guys like me whose knees don't bend so well anymore. Ugly as homemade sin, but handmade and built to last. With proper care, these will probably outlast my natural joints.

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I grapple in these when we start from the feet. Cheap and supportive. I'm told wearing shoes is a risk in submission wrestling because you make it easier for your opponent to heel hook you, but I'm literally a decade away from being advanced enough for that to be an issue.
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Old 03-21-2012, 09:59 PM
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:29 PM
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