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Old 08-27-2015, 01:33 PM
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About a month before I started law school, I got a fortune that read "You would make a good lawyer". I kept it in my wallet through all of law school, until it eventually just disintegrated.
I got this same fortune about 15 years ago. I did the exact same thing with it.
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Old 08-27-2015, 01:55 PM
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hideki kamiya's tweets, now in fortune cookie fortune form:


this is the only fortune cookie i've ever gotten that i liked enough to think about after more than 5 seconds:
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Old 11-05-2015, 10:10 AM
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A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining.
Man what is with this weird anti-capitalist propaganda in my Chinese food

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Old 04-05-2016, 10:29 AM
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Anyone can "start," only the thoroughbred will "finish!"
This is either about racism/classism or horse sex.
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Old 05-17-2016, 10:19 AM
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You are a lover of words someday you will write a book.
Did you hear that guys I will write a book I just hope I have a good copyeditor because punctuation is important I like trees.
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Old 05-20-2016, 12:05 PM
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ask your mom
I laughed at this far too hard for a grown-ass adult.
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Old 06-30-2016, 10:20 AM
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Q. What is H2O? A. Caring, 2 parts Hug, and 1 part Open-mind.
Where the fuck does the Caring part fit in
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Old 07-13-2016, 01:34 PM
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Where the fuck does the Caring part fit in
Because hugging and an open mind imply you care? Maybe?
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Old 09-01-2016, 10:03 AM
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The price of greatness is responsibility.
I guess those Spider-Man movies did alright in China.
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Old 12-23-2016, 12:01 PM
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The majority of the word "can't" is "can."
It may also be worth noting that the majority of a fall from 10,000 feet is completely harmless, but it's that little bit at the very end that makes all the difference.
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