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Old 12-22-2016, 10:44 AM
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Like everyone else was a 3DS I immediately went out and purchased the latest Pokemon, Sun/Moon, when it came out. I was excited to begin my pokemon adventure in the wholly new and imaginative Alola region.

I was prepared to be as they say, the very best there ever was.

But, some problems developed along the way.

I am of course referring to Buzzwole:



WTF IS THIS Game Freak? This is someone's latex muscle fetish gone way, way too far.

Almost as bad is the attempted sexifying of roaches seen in Pheromosa:



I can feel my reproductive organs shriveling.

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The better.

And the obsession with facial hair in Alola? UGH, hipster pokemon?!









In conclusion Pokemon is the worst now. And you should hate it.
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Adorable Archen almost makes up for it

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Old 12-22-2016, 10:48 AM
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two of those have been around since 2010
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Old 12-22-2016, 10:50 AM
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two of those have been around since 2010
Dear Teg,

This is my thread and if I want to complain about old pokemon that are new to me I will.


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Old 12-22-2016, 11:07 AM
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FL, these are all great what's wrong with you.
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:08 AM
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How anyone can hate railgun Golem is beyond me.
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:09 AM
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FL, these are all great what's wrong with you.
Exactly one Pokemon in this thread is great.

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Also, what they hell happened here? It's like Raichu was covered with vaseline until she glowed
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:12 AM
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I'm sorry you do not like all of these non-Crustle Pokémon. Might I recommend Crustle instead?

(disclaimer: Crustle cannot be caught in Sun/Moon and this is a literal crime and Nintendo is going to jail)
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:17 AM
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Barkle is the best tho for real
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:18 AM
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Pokemon peaked with WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:18 AM
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Falselogic, what's it like to be old, and also wrong?
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:19 AM
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Old 12-22-2016, 11:19 AM
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it was worth it
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Falselogic, what's it like to be old, and also wrong?
I don't know. That's why we keep you around for.

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Also, what they hell happened here? It's like Raichu was covered with vaseline until she glowed
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Old 12-22-2016, 12:30 PM
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also poor Archen has one of the worst abilities in the game and it's absolutely ruined its usability
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Old 12-22-2016, 12:41 PM
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How in the world did Salazzle not get mentioned in the first post.

Still the generation with Toxapex, Mimikyu, Dhelmise, Xurkitree, Celesteela, and Lunala.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:08 PM
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How in the world did Salazzle not get mentioned in the first post.

Still the generation with Toxapex, Mimikyu, Dhelmise, Xurkitree, Celesteela, and Lunala.
OMG Salazzle is awful! I'm still learning all the new pokemans

For those of you who dont know, here is a sexy lizard thing:



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For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:10 PM
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Still the generation with Toxapex, Mimikyu, Dhelmise, Xurkitree, Celesteela, and Lunala.
All of these are awful except for Mimikyu. Who is adorable:



She is so sad and just wants to be your friend!
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:11 PM
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MOST AWFUL POKEMANS GAME EVER!

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If you put some bolts or wings on this itd be a digimon or something...
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:13 PM
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Flawg and I have radically differing views on whether a Poke The Man is rad as hell or not.

...juries still out on Vullaby. I like the idea of a critter using a skull as pants, but that's all I will credit it for. But it's worth a lot of credit.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:16 PM
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Flawg and I have radically differing views on whether a Poke The Man is rad as hell or not.

...juries still out on Vullaby. I like the idea of a critter using a skull as pants, but that's all I will credit it for. But it's worth a lot of credit.
Yeah, your views are wrong and mine are right.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:17 PM
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Flawg and I have radically differing views on whether a Poke The Man is rad as hell or not.

...juries still out on Vullaby. I like the idea of a critter using a skull as pants, but that's all I will credit it for. But it's worth a lot of credit.
Also, VUllaby is bad because Cubone already has that gimmick except it is sad and full of pathos. Vullaby just poops in a skull and I can't get behind that. Also, think of the diaper rash Octo.

COme on!
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:22 PM
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MOST AWFUL POKEMANS GAME EVER!

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If you put some bolts or wings on this itd be a digimon or something...
It's a crown of thorns starfish with a toothy gremlinoid for a mouth that has to lift up limbs just to see.

Do you just hate nature. It's okay if you do, there used to be a huge thread about being scared of it.

I know this is a half-joke thread but not actually providing any standards for comparison makes this feel even further beyond completely pointless.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:25 PM
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She is so sad and just wants to be your friend!
"Like's" are 10 comfortings, "Repost's" are 100!!!!!
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:29 PM
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It's a crown of thorns starfish with a toothy gremlinoid for a mouth that has to life up limbs just to see.

Do you just hate nature. It's okay if you do, there used to be a huge thread about being scared of it.

I know this is a half-joke thread but not actually providing any standards for comparison makes this feel even further beyond completely pointless
It's my name in the title of the thread and I can hate on pokemon all I want. Especially this one. Which is awful. It's too overthought and worked. Also too spikey.

If you want to know my ideal pokemon - the perfect design then all you have to do is gaze on the beauty that is:

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Old 12-22-2016, 01:29 PM
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Time to not read the Pit for a week, got it.
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:33 PM
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how many more posts until the one where somebody complains that the pokemon based on trash looks like compost
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Old 12-22-2016, 01:34 PM
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like what the hell else would it look like, jackass
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