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Old 08-03-2016, 10:18 PM
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Also I just wanted to come in here and say that I'm absolutely not tired of roasting Falselogic for his gross meal, because damn well that meal needed it before he ate it
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:19 PM
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I would also say I hope this isn't hitting a raw spot on Falselogic, but you know what else they say, you are what you eat
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:20 PM
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Actually now that I think of it, if you eat it right after taking it out of the fridge, are you still able to call it a "hot" dog
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:24 PM
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I think what gets me is that the browning on the side of the bread there is an obvious sign that he toasted it, but was still somehow too lazy to just stick the damn dogs onto a paper towel in the microwave.

Like, too lazy to microwave is right there on the scale between "don't want to get off the couch to grab the remote" and "I'm too tired to go to bed so I'm just going to collapse on the floor right here"
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:27 PM
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I've heard of "food porn" before, I guess this is the "Gonzo out of the back of a frat house" version of that
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:28 PM
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*looks at that image again* Hey Falselogic, haven't you ever heard the expression "Don't shit where you eat"
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:33 PM
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Realtalk though, I'm glad that your more recent food picture in here looks more fit for human consumption. I guess the worms still in that uncooked hot dog are making you smarter like in that episode of Futurama
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:34 PM
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:34 PM
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I'll be here all night. Try the veal. Well, as long as Falselogic isn't running the kitchen.
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:35 PM
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actually I would totally eat that except I'd grill the dog first, just toss it in my toaster oven while I heated up everything else, that's all
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:36 PM
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actually nah I don't keep hot dogs around or eat much meat at home, or even bring meat home, but I do bring cans of beans, not chili but beans, and definitely cheese. The hot dog is the offender really. But I do worse things. Except they don't have a hot dog so they're not worse. But I do pretty bad things too. Actually I mainly eat more cheese sandwiches than I should is all.
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:37 PM
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actually I would totally eat that except I'd grill the dog first, just toss it in my toaster oven while I heated up everything else, that's all
Well yeah generally my policy with meat is also "I won't eat it until it's cooked" but I didn't realize how literally we were supposed to take the saying "There's no accounting for taste"
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:43 PM
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Look, I know you like videogames, Falselogic, but that doesn't mean you should be eating food you found in a wall or on the ground in real life
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:44 PM
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*looks at the picture again* Geez, they've really been going off the wall with some of these new pokemon designs lately
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:47 PM
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You know, in a weird way it's actually kinda comforting to know that Sandra Lee is still making a living off her food ideas
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:54 PM
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There's a very obvious reason why that image wasn't put in the "brag about what you cooked today" thread
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:02 PM
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You know they're also doing a bunch of road work here just off campus right now -- oh wait that's supposed to be food there? ...Oh. Ohhhh.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:02 PM
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Actually now that I think of it, if you eat it right after taking it out of the fridge, are you still able to call it a "hot" dog
Let me be frank... furter - if you call it that then you don't have to worry about the temperature*. (Also, you're supposed to let other people continue the pun run. You're not supposed to do it yourself.)

*But you still should cook it.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:07 PM
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*looks at the image again* Dang, H. R. Giger really started slipping as he got closer to death.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:32 PM
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Define hurting myself. Alex. I run on average between 25-35 miles a week, I cross train, and do yoga and meditation. I don't smoke, I dont drink excessively.

I think I'll be just fine If I want to occasionally eat an "unhealthy" meal.
Anything said after this post, I can't even. You win, you'll outlive us all.

God I am so unhealthy.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:35 PM
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Muteki for president 2016
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:36 PM
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But seriously, everything ever is cancer.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:39 PM
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The olmecs discovered rubber thousands of hours ago.

Like millions of thousands.

Thanks carcinogens and bacteria*.

*discovered thousands of hours ago+.
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:41 PM
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Old 08-03-2016, 11:42 PM
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Old 08-04-2016, 12:43 AM
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Define hurting myself. Alex. I run on average between 25-35 miles a week, I cross train, and do yoga and meditation. I don't smoke, I dont drink excessively.

I think I'll be just fine If I want to occasionally eat an "unhealthy" meal.
NO YOU'LL DIE

At least have the self-respect to fucking heat up the damn thing. You didn't even microwave it! COME ON MAN COME ONNNNN
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Old 08-04-2016, 12:48 AM
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y'all so provincial.
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Old 08-04-2016, 06:06 AM
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actually I would totally eat that except I'd grill the dog first, just toss it in my toaster oven while I heated up everything else, that's all
I want to be clear that I don't think you're alone here. This is the biggest problem here. I'd eat the hell out of that if those hot dogs had been grilled and thus made fit for human consumption.

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y'all so provincial.
I mean, I literally live in a province, yes. One that's sparsely populated and full of hicks. And yet, and yet, we still cook our food.
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Old 08-04-2016, 06:52 AM
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Look, I know you like videogames, Falselogic, but that doesn't mean you should be eating food you found in a wall or on the ground in real life
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Old 08-04-2016, 09:03 AM
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I just want you to know that I respect you, but I don't respect the choices you've made.

I hate and fear them, in fact.
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