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Old 08-02-2016, 10:15 PM
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:19 PM
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:22 PM
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:46 PM
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Old 08-02-2016, 10:48 PM
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Was this photo taken before or after he ate it
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:01 PM
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Oh good! TK saved me from posting this myself
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:02 PM
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You might want to put that behind a NSFW spoilerpop TK. There are some sensitive people here on TT
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Old 08-02-2016, 11:14 PM
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That hotdog is too effing raw!!
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:32 AM
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Falselogic eats Dad Food, CONFIRMED.
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:41 AM
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That hotdog is too effing raw!!
Fully cooked right out of the package!
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:46 AM
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I saw this on Twitter and concur that it would be acceptable if not for the color of the hot dog. It looks like it should have placenta on it.
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:48 AM
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I saw this on Twitter and concur that it would be acceptable if not for the color of the hot dog. It looks like it should have placenta on it.
I had just finished a run.

I was hungry now and I didnt want to wait to boil or grill a dog that was already cooked!
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:50 AM
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I'm sure it's perfectly sanitary in practice - it's just a fuckin' gross-looking hot dog.
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:58 AM
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Dude you could've at least stuck it in the microwave for a minute first

how busy could you possibly be
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Old 08-03-2016, 08:58 AM
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Dude you could've stuck it in the microwave for a minute first

how busy could you possibly be
Mircowaving the hot dog would not have changed its color.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:05 AM
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How is False posting posthumously? Is he a ghost haunting this forum now? A necro-poster, if you will?

ETA: Honestly, I'm more concerned about how in the hell you could eat that without making a giant mess (I mean, other than the vomiting). Like, where do you put your hands? Do you use them to cover your eyes and hide your shame while you lean over and smush your face into the plate?
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:07 AM
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How is False posting posthumously? Is he a ghost haunting this forum now? A necro-poster, if you will?

ETA: Honestly, I'm more concerned about how in the hell you could eat that without making a giant mess (I mean, other than the vomiting). Like, where do you put your hands?
I used a fork
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:10 AM
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Dammit, you're too quick on the draw; you were ahead of my (2nd) edit.

So, you're simultaneously eating the most white-trash of foods, while also eating a hot dog with a fork, which is ridiculously fancy? You are an enigma.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:15 AM
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The fanciness of a fork offsets the white-trashiness of eating a hotdog straight from the package. Duh.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:16 AM
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I have to say it warms my heart to see all you tyrants so invested in one random meal I had.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:19 AM
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Well obviously this was just a prelude to your new tumblr
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:25 AM
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You disappeared for a week and we went into withdrawal.

ETA: Also, that chili dog right there is a clear instance of self-harm, so of course we're concerned. No one should do that to themselves.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:28 AM
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You disappeared for a week and we went into withdrawal.

ETA: Also, that chili dog right there is a clear instance of self-harm, so of course we're concerned. No one should do that to themselves.
I was on vacation.

Also: I don't think someone who uses bertolli olive oil has much room to talk about other people's food choices.
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Old 08-03-2016, 09:57 AM
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Please look forward to pictures of the tuna sandwich I bought for lunch from a truck stop vending machine!
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:05 AM
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Please look forward to pictures of the tuna sandwich I bought for lunch from a truck stop vending machine!
I want to be clear here: I legit had "'awful' truck stop fridge ribwiches" as number 19 on my list for the snack voting thread. My supper last night was this. I could not possibly be judging from any lower a horse, and I am telling you that that chili dog is not fit for human consumption.
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:12 AM
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Real talk tho my soylent arrives tomorrow.

So.
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Old 08-03-2016, 10:17 AM
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