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Old 03-13-2017, 09:24 AM
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I'm just wondering how she walks, runs, or sits down with that spiked thigh brace.

Or maybe that's why she's in a pigeon-toe pose.
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Old 03-13-2017, 12:05 PM
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I'm not sure whether she's in more imminent danger of dropping her axe, or stabbing herself in the thigh with her other thigh.
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Old 03-13-2017, 01:32 PM
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Yeah... That brace/garter thing looks ridiculously impractical. Maybe if it only had the three to four spikes on the outside then it wouldn't have all of those problems.

Also, I wonder how that thing even stays in place instead of sliding all the way down to her ankle.
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Old 03-13-2017, 01:37 PM
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Yeah... That brace/garter thing looks ridiculously impractical. Maybe if it only had the three to four spikes on the outside then it wouldn't have all of those problems.

Also, I wonder how that thing even stays in place instead of sliding all the way down to her ankle.
It's fastened incredibly tight around her thigh.

Hence the cross-eyed look.
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Old 03-14-2017, 09:32 AM
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Geez, that artist's whole portfolio is ripe for getting ripped off for some Chinese asset-flip mobile game.

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You know what, let's find out what it would look like.


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Old 03-15-2017, 04:15 PM
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Old 03-15-2017, 06:38 PM
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witch came first, the chicken or the teg?
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Old 03-16-2017, 08:52 AM
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witch came first, the chicken or the teg?
That's kind of an intimate question, isn't it?
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Old 03-20-2017, 03:46 PM
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I'm pretty sure 2 of these scenes never happened in the movie.

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Old 03-20-2017, 04:10 PM
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Starring the Priestess Vanessa whose Incredible strength allows her to swing a chain connected to the ship's mast of her dead father's galleon, the dragon Grekk whose destiny it is to cast off the mantle of the Empire's enslavement of his race, and Shougald the Oracle, a powerful alchemical wizard who haunts his own skull and plays tricks on lesser living wizards, his favorite being the burning hand/snake head combo.
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Old 03-29-2017, 04:25 PM
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What is going on with his face and his head?!
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Old 03-29-2017, 04:59 PM
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What is going on with his face and his head?!
Science.
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Old 03-29-2017, 05:33 PM
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Old 03-29-2017, 05:51 PM
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What is going on with his face and his head?!
Those are side-effects of the eighty-minute hour.
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Old 03-30-2017, 10:58 AM
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Mmmm that's some vintage meme right there.
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Old 04-01-2017, 04:37 AM
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What is going on with his face and his head?!
I don't know, but those are some damn fine legs.
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Old 04-01-2017, 10:07 AM
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I feel like that artist must have used a reference photo of a girl jumping into a pool and just gave her silver skin and a weird cranium.
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Old 04-02-2017, 08:58 AM
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huh. I daresay you're spot on.
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:04 PM
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:40 PM
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Look, there comes a time for all fair gnoll maidens when they need to settle down and get married.

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Old 04-18-2017, 11:33 PM
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Actually, gnolls have a generally matriarchal society, but sometimes a gal just wants to get dressed up all fancy for herself.

... and sometimes a gal comes out from under the kitchen table where there were scraps to be had and accidentally hooks the tablecloth with her fancy ear jewelry and that's why we had thanksgiving desert on paper plates in the living room while the adults were all yelling in the dining room for the rest of the night.
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:25 PM
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... and sometimes a gal comes out from under the kitchen table where there were scraps to be had and accidentally hooks the tablecloth with her fancy ear jewelry and that's why we had thanksgiving desert on paper plates in the living room while the adults were all yelling in the dining room for the rest of the night.
Is this related to BEAT's "Powerful Monster Girlfriend" in any way?
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Old 04-19-2017, 08:35 PM
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:08 PM
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that actually looks really cool to me!
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Old 04-19-2017, 10:31 PM
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Pretty sure that was intended for posting in this thread's good twin.
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Old 04-19-2017, 11:03 PM
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Yes it is. It's late and I misread. I'll shift it in the AM.
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:18 PM
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the legend
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Old 04-21-2017, 04:55 PM
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That guy looks to be carrying around my end-game inventory from a lot of RPGs.
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:23 PM
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Tfw you get All the korok seeds

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Old 04-23-2017, 04:42 PM
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I love it. Just needs the airplane arms and the hoof feet and it would be the Wayne Reynolds-est thing, in a very self-aware sense.
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