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Old 07-06-2017, 09:12 AM
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:16 AM
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:49 AM
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1. Kick. Punch.
2. Color coded for your convenience.
3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
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Old 07-06-2017, 12:58 PM
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1. Kick. Punch.
2. Color coded for your convenience.
3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
4. Oops, you're dead. And the game hasn't practically started yet.
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Old 07-06-2017, 05:02 PM
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:42 PM
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1. Kick. Punch.
2. Color coded for your convenience.
3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
4. Oops, you're dead. And the game hasn't practically started yet.
5. The only thing keeping you from falling into those spikes is your stamina.
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:58 PM
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Old 07-07-2017, 03:37 AM
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1. Kick. Punch.
2. Color coded for your convenience.
3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
4. Oops, you're dead. And the game hasn't practically started yet.
5. The only thing keeping you from falling into those spikes is your stamina.
6. Few thing are worse than a hothead with a gun.
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Old 07-07-2017, 06:47 AM
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:04 AM
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1. Kick. Punch.
2. Color coded for your convenience.
3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
4. Oops, you're dead. And the game hasn't practically started yet.
5. The only thing keeping you from falling into those spikes is your stamina.
6. Few thing are worse than a hothead with a gun.
7. The title of the game is a grade A pun - but you won't find any peas.
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:33 PM
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1. Kick. Punch.
2. Color coded for your convenience.
3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
4. Oops, you're dead. And the game hasn't practically started yet.
5. The only thing keeping you from falling into those spikes is your stamina.
6. Few thing are worse than a hothead with a gun.
7. The title of the game is a grade A pun - but you won't find any peas.
8. Nothing says you're a body-slamming fighting machine like a mask.
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Old 07-07-2017, 01:47 PM
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:26 PM
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but you won't find any peas
oh my god
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Old 07-08-2017, 12:45 AM
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Guacamelee
Falselogic wins!

1. Kick. Punch.
Your weapons of choice.

2. Color coded for your convenience.
Each one of your wrestling moves has a color. Some obstacles are colored too. Do the math.

3. I wonder how he managed to get his Very Big Pet inside.
Big Bad Carlos Calaca has a pet Alebrije. He's big.

4. Oops, you're dead. And the game hasn't practically started yet.
Your character dies in the opening level, and the magic mask he finds in the otherworld is what returns him to life.

5. The only thing keeping you from falling into those spikes is your stamina.
Guacamelee is filled with screens where you have to traverse from one side to the other chaining fighting moves - it might ask you to pull an uppercut to gain height, for example, then do a body slam to get quickly to the ground. Most moves can keep you airborne, but your stamina depletes with each move you pull off.

6. Few thing are worse than a hothead with a gun.
One of the villains is named Flame Face. He has a flame for a face.

7. The title of the game is a grade A pun - but you won't find any peas.
I <3 the title of this game so, so, so much.

8. Nothing says you're a body-slamming fighting machine like a mask.
Undead luchador fighting for justice!
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