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Oh right, and there was one thing that I had to do before I could get the camel and that was be a stealthy motherfucker. THANK GOODNESS I HAD LOTS OF BANANAS BECAUSE THOSE NINJAS ARE BANANAS FOR BANANAS like seriously I was out in a hidden valley in the desert singing the entirety of Hollaback Girl in my veil outfit because screw the haters drag is cool and they didn't even seem to notice -- turns out all these ninja guards are pretty stupid and maybe lookouts/watch guards SHOULDN'T COVER THEIR FACES WITH GIANT MASKS and anyway I eventually found their dang leader and we played the STOP HITTING YOURSELF game and then he fell down the sarlac pit the end

But yeah those dudes sure love their bananas. Forget what I said before, THESE guys are the ones trippin on that binky barnes shit.
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You realize there's wood like, literally everywhere, right.
I have blown up MULTIPLE TREES with my BOMB APP and they never, ever give me wood. They give me sticks and they give me apples and they give me a big ol' log I can roll down hills but STICKS ARE NOT WOOD YOU GUYS
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Also, note to self: ROLL MORE LOGS DOWN HILLS
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I have blown up MULTIPLE TREES with my BOMB APP and they never, ever give me wood. They give me sticks and they give me apples and they give me a big ol' log I can roll down hills but STICKS ARE NOT WOOD YOU GUYS
SPOILER WARNING FOR OBSCURE ZELDA LORE:

HOT TIP: Logs are made of wood.
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so you're saying I should USE MY BOMB APP TO MAKE THE BIG LOG SMALLER?
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bomb.apk works great yeah
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I think the sound of an axe is way more satisfying if you have one on hand, but in a dense forest bombs are more efficient.
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... so I met TINY DOC BROWN NO REALLY THIS AIN'T EVEN A JOKE...
That is Goggle Rob and he is my best friend.

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I bet it was hard to get 30 wood, not knowing trees can be harvested for wood.
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so you're saying I should USE MY BOMB APP TO MAKE THE BIG LOG SMALLER?
Or just hit the log with a sword. It's blowing my mind that you found 30 wood without knowing this!
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I am completely unsure how you even managed that!
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Stealing from stables works fine! But bombs are more efficient and also are bombs, so.
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You can find bundles of it at stables pretty often. It would still take a while.
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If you're getting to stables pretty often it's not hard to pick up a lot of wood bundles at them eventually; I used that to supplement my carpet bombing forestry.
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See I figured if exploding a log could produce that much wood, it would do it when it was still attached to the stump! So I literally never considered that.

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I have to admit that every time I open this thread I'm still laughing at "these trees don't give me any wood, just a bunch of logs!"
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muteKi's new name should be Kenny Loggins.
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Look man, wood is a precious resource. It doesn't exactly grow on trees, you know.
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