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Old 08-08-2017, 07:26 PM
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Default Bedtime Stories with Four-so's Kids

Kid A: Did you hear the one about the woman with 100 kids?

Me: No. Tell me.

Kid A: So, a woman has 100 babies, the first in history. Because there's so many babies, the woman decides to just name them numerically, in sequential order. One day, in a tragic accident, all of the kids die except for 90. 90 grows up to become a successful businessman, and has two kids of his own. Those kids find a dog and decide to keep it, even though they are forbidden to do so. They name it "This" so they can talk about the dog without the parents catching on. Unfortunately, the dog gets hit by an automobile one day and dies.


Me: -_-
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Old 08-08-2017, 07:34 PM
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i love your kids already
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Old 08-08-2017, 07:36 PM
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It sounds like you need to be careful, because your kid is poised to slay you and take on the mantle of Dad themselves.
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