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Old 08-07-2017, 04:10 PM
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Old 08-07-2017, 04:26 PM
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(Doc Brown): Great Scott! Marty! The temporal stability of the forums is starting to collapse. Shit post threads are already starting to bleed into one another.
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:33 AM
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We regret to inform you you're racist.
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:38 AM
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I don't see Wildcat drinking a milkshake, though.
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:44 AM
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I'm genuinely surprised even now how much traction "milkshake duck" has gotten as a meme
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:45 AM
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It's just so true.
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Old 08-11-2017, 11:30 AM
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I don't see Wildcat drinking a milkshake, though.
But does he have a graveyard?
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Old 08-11-2017, 11:43 AM
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did someone say graveyard duck

http://legendsoflocalization.com/dig...raveyard-duck/

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During the game’s development, I bought books and watched horror videos for inspiration, but then I remembered that I can’t handle horror movies very well, so there were a number of movies I never managed to watch all the way to the end. They didn’t turn out to be very helpful, I feel. I don’t care what anyone says, scary stuff is scary scary scary. So scary that I can’t forget it. I hate ducks. Because one time I kicked at one and it came rushing after me super-fast. Ducks scare me more than Dracula.
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Old 08-11-2017, 11:47 AM
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So what do I have to do to get you to admit who is speaking?
Admit it and change everything!
This is your own voice echoing off the walls of [a duck].
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Old 08-11-2017, 07:12 PM
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It's just so true.
I googled the term and not only do I now know what it means, I also now know that Notch is a shitty person.
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Old 08-11-2017, 07:19 PM
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Notes for Memoirs of a Former Human who is Now A Duck:
1) Milkshakes would likely kill me in my duck body, so I am not racist;
2) Ducks can't build credit or sign deeds, so I do not own a graveyard;
3) I'm genuinely surprised to see this shit post gain traction like a work week after I posted it with my little duck feet
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Old 08-11-2017, 07:37 PM
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I googled the term and not only do I now know what it means, I also now know that Notch is a shitty person.
so wait, does this mean that Notch not only has a hobby of keeping birds, he's training them to be as racist as he is?!
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:13 PM
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I'm not a duck, but I weigh the same as one.
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:16 PM
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Old 08-11-2017, 09:13 PM
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I dunno about being a duck, but I'm definitely a quack
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Old 08-11-2017, 10:45 PM
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(Duck Brown): Quack Quack! Quack! Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.
I am not a duck. But I am thinking of replacing my car horn with one.

Researchers suggest replacing car honks with duck quacks.
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Old 08-12-2017, 04:31 AM
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Are ducks capable of drinking coffee? I'll only agree to be a duck if I can drink coffee. Once I become a duck I will gladly admit that I am one.
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Old 08-13-2017, 01:23 AM
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Okay. I'll come clean and tell the truth.

I'm a duck.
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Old 08-13-2017, 01:45 AM
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I am not a duck.

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But I am a stack of baby ducks in a trench coat.
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Old 08-13-2017, 03:15 AM
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I refuse to answer without a lawyer present.
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Old 08-13-2017, 06:57 AM
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I refuse to answer without a lawyer present.
I hope you can afford the lawyer's bill.
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Old 08-13-2017, 11:40 AM
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Damn straight, I'm a bunch of ducks!

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Old 08-13-2017, 12:40 PM
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But how can I be sure I should trust all you ducks?

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Old 08-13-2017, 01:08 PM
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If any of you don't use Duck Duck Go as your default search engine, you are not using the internet right, as a duck.
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Old 08-13-2017, 07:30 PM
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I hope you can afford the lawyer's bill.
You don't have to make a big flap about it.
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Old 08-14-2017, 07:03 AM
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I hope you can afford the lawyer's bill.
You could get a cheaper lawyer but he might be a quack.
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Old 08-14-2017, 07:20 AM
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Careful, we've got a lot of lawyers this board and you wouldn't want to ruffle any feathers.
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Old 08-14-2017, 06:56 PM
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Hey, don't try to keep Tiers down.
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