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Old 09-05-2017, 10:03 AM
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Default I got some KFC up my nose and I need answers.

I was eating a Georgia Gold Chicken Little for lunch and some sort of severe eating malfunction occurred because I got a whole bite of tangy mustard chicken in my nasal cavity and it's not coming out. What do I do!?
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:10 AM
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Your severe eating malfunction began when you decided to eat KFC. At this point you're entirely past help and your only hope for succor is a swift and merciful end before the poison works it's way through your bowels and erases you from this mortal coil.
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:22 AM
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You need to cease breathing in order to prevent the chicken from becoming dislodged and falling into your respiratory system. KFC is one of the leading causes of Bwak Lung Disease.
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:24 AM
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Y'all joking, but this is serious. I think some of it went into my ear now!
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:24 AM
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You got some KFC up your nose and I have questions.
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:26 AM
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Old 09-05-2017, 10:43 AM
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Old 09-05-2017, 11:12 AM
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Can someone please offer him a colonel of truth?
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Old 09-05-2017, 11:26 AM
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Everybody needs a little KFC...just not there.
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Old 09-05-2017, 01:36 PM
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Yeah, a saline nasal rinse to flush it seems most sensible. I don't understand how it could go into your ear, though. That seems like an emergency room tier crisis if you're being serious.
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Old 09-05-2017, 02:24 PM
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I don't understand how it could go into your ear, though.
Sounds like someone hasn't tried the Colonel's New Full-Bodied Lickin' Sauce



In their desperation for new marketable chicken gimmicks, KFC foolishly turned to something they didn't fully understand
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Old 09-05-2017, 02:38 PM
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Yeah, a saline nasal rinse to flush it seems most sensible. I don't understand how it could go into your ear, though. That seems like an emergency room tier crisis if you're being serious.
This. Get that flushed out now.
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Old 09-05-2017, 02:42 PM
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I think it may be the Eustachian tube instead of the ear itself. It has gotten a good bit better, thankfully.

I've had several eating mishaps over the years. I posted some years back about how the frenulum under my tongue snapped while eating a sandwhich, I once sneezed soda out of the corner of my eye, and the biggie is when I almost choked to death. I don't know how to eat.
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Old 09-05-2017, 07:04 PM
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I've had grains of rice get into my nasal passage a couple of times, but my body always responds by immediately sneezing it the hell out of there. You really do not want meat floating around inside your skull.
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Old 09-05-2017, 09:57 PM
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(other than the meat that is supposed to be there)
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:57 AM
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You don't want that meat floating around in there, either.
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:42 AM
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But what else is a brain even doing in that sac of fluid?
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:45 AM
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But what else is a brain even doing in that sac of fluid?
Excuse me this thread is for discussing KFC, not Applebee's
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:59 AM
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Are... are brains classified as "meat"?

I know the fleshy part of frut is considered "meat" and that sesos are a delicacy especially in tacos and quesadillas but thinking of brains as "meat" makes my own brain queasy.
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I've never been to a place that served, say, cow brains in the US. I've heard of them being served in Germany.

Granted, though, this thread is about chicken, and chicken brains are too small to eat
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:24 AM
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I've never been to a place that served, say, cow brains in the US. I've heard of them being served in Germany.

Granted, though, this thread is about chicken, and chicken brains are too small to eat
Someone's never heard of tapas!
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Old 09-06-2017, 11:26 AM
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No, RR - it's "up your nose with a rubber hose" not "up your nose with rubbery chicken"!
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Seriously though, has RR resolved the problem? I'm a little worried.
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Old 09-06-2017, 09:16 PM
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Seriously though, has RR resolved the problem? I'm a little worried.
I started to feel rather bad today, so I went to the doctor and there's no sign of finger lickin' goodness in either my nasal or ear cavities, only fluid buildup in the latter. I guess I got it all out before, or maybe the ear wig I sent in finally got to it.*



*Dramatization. May not have happened.
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