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Old 08-05-2008, 06:19 PM
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Alright, I have a favor to ask of all of you, since my skills of art making are not in this field, I am asking any and all of you to make me some kick ass art with my ex girlfriend.
This means you kinda have to be able to draw semi realistically. I will supply pictures of her, no she isn't nude in them (she is just topless and something of mine is in her mouth) and yes, my avatar is her. She basically has HUGE tits, an athletic kinda build but she has some meat on her (she isn't fat), and she is about 5' 5" and I'm just looking for someone that can do her face just right.
I am looking for just about anything with her in it, tentacle porn, futa, just a redo of my my avatar, anything and everything.
I don't really have any money...at all...which is really sad, so this would be pure charity just for me.
If you are interested, leave me a comment and I will get your email and etc.
PLEASE HELP. I will love you forever.
ENDING SPOILERS: everyone called him an obsessed weirdo, and he cried.
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:01 PM
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I get the feeling Mopinks has more of these posts?

We all need to see them.
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:03 PM
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goddammit mopinks, i told you not to show anyone
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:07 PM
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(she is just topless and something of mine is in her mouth)
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:48 PM
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Didn't all the people that made Blizzard great, decide to run off to other companies?
I think the frenzied combat and looting can make up for the lame graphics. But, IMHO, the graphics suck, pull a Duke Nukem Forever and start the frak over. I want to see at least eight-ten different zombie models and much higher polygon game worlds.
Don't even try to go into the crap about it being too demanding and expensive. My P4 @ 2.0Ghz, FX5200 128MB can run WoW. My 8800GTS Crysis box gets over 200FPS in WoW and it probably only cost about $800 modern day and a $500 box should be almost as capable.

Where is the blood and destruction in Diablo 3, where is the feeling that evil assaulted this place and people fought to their deaths defending it, where is the gore of battle?
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8400/durencehk8.jpg

Where are the piles of bodies that resemble Nazi death camps, the pools of blood... why am I bothering, Blizzard ante going to fix it and Far cry 2 comes out soon.

frak.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:18 PM
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Again, I don't mind if one finds someone attractive, but don't expect me to respect their future judgments of beauty or take anything they say on the subject seriously. I am aware that this more than likely cuts both ways as well, and it really comes down to a very fundamental difference in paradigm and overall world view as well as our extended social lives outside of geekdom.


I guess the "reverse geek fallacy" and "extra dose of elitism" are just my socio-cultural roots showing in comparison with most geek culture. I mean, I was fairly popular in high school, I'm extroverted, of above average attractiveness (IMO, YMMV, etc etc), witty and flirtatious, and I have never had a problem dating the person I wanted to be dating at that time, all of whom are above average attractiveness. Now, I'm not saying this to be all up in anyone's face or to try to say I'm better than anyone else, because I really don't think so**, I'm just trying to get across that because of my paradigm many people my geek friends think are attractive are people that I wouldn't ever think are even within my "date-able" range.

So please don't think I'm complaining about pointy knees here and attribute it to another form of weirdly high geek standards, that would be doing me a disservice.
Was this someone complaining about Maggie Gyllenhaal being really "ugly" in TDK? I've been seeing a lot of those lately.

Oh, and maziam, that LGM post was one of the funniest things ever.
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:34 AM
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Was this someone complaining about Maggie Gyllenhaal being really "ugly" in TDK? I've been seeing a lot of those lately.
Fuck, it just seeps through in the language, doesn't it?

But I don't dare disagree with the poster in question; he was popular in high school.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:04 AM
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Was this someone complaining about Maggie Gyllenhaal being really "ugly" in TDK? I've been seeing a lot of those lately.
Apparently the cinematographer did not do a good job with her face, hence the complaints. I can really care less. Doesn't my apathy attract you?
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:11 AM
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nerds have ridiculously high standards for women because they will never touch a real one
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:14 AM
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nerds have ridiculously high standards for women because they will never touch a real one
It turns out all men are inhibited by ridiculously high standards of female beauty.

Oh sweet Daisy Buchanan, why won't you be mine!?
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:25 AM
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The AV Club had a post up about some of the TDK flamewars on the IMDB, including "Is Maggie Gyllenhaal ugly?" and "Is The Joker hot?" that probably all should be included in this thread.
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:37 AM
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Was this someone complaining about Maggie Gyllenhaal being really "ugly" in TDK? I've been seeing a lot of those lately.
I mentioned it as well in the TDK thread, but only for a moment because it doesn't spoil the movie from being great.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:19 AM
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I mentioned it as well in the TDK thread, but only for a moment because it doesn't spoil the movie from being great.
I chalked it up to the way her face was lit; everyone was pretty craggy in that flick.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:23 PM
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Not Aaron Eckhart. His chin was in monumental condition.

EDIT - Why did the AV Club spill so many words over the stupid discussions that happen on IMDb? Kind of... stupid. First question someone, like their editor perhaps, should have asked: Who gives a shit? Let their admins and moderators deal with it.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:26 PM
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Not Aaron Eckhart. His chin was in monumental condition.
Man + craggy = Distinguished
Woman + craggy = "So when are you getting your eyes done?"

It's a cold, cold world.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:29 PM
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So I like his prominent chin. Now we've revealed yet another sexist bias in our society?
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:35 PM
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So I like his prominent chin. Now we've revealed yet another sexist bias in our society?
Not a dig against you; simply noting that the lighting that helps Eckhart and his jawline hurts Maggie's age lines.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:44 PM
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Maggie Gyllenhaal is fucking ugly and that's in the Constitution.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:45 PM
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"I am an avid fan of God and all that He has done for our world. If you don't agree, then that's your God given right."
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:53 PM
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An improvement on "if you don't agree, then you have to die", I feel.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:47 PM
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OK first im rather irratated that my post was deleted i said nothing to down talk the game only threw out advice from an active gamer as to how to fix a big issue(population) make this games Allies and Enemies society controlled! nations are still pirate enemies but to where a britt society could choose to go to war with another britt society and so on
especialy PIRATES who choose the alliances in real life yet in POTBS one pirate cant attack another! Can someone tell me where thats Piraty at all? so much for realism cant get any more fake than that ! Second rather than fixing the seagull that flew into trees dont you think some server condensing is needed make one server for all people who cares what time a PB is i mean for real this is a worldwide game so my (9am could be your 3pm)
did the carribean at war ask if people where awake to attack i mean for real! 3rdly hello
Developers and GMs with power trips go ahead keep deleting my thread if thats how you feel rather than looking into the issues TRUTH BE TOLD the developers would rather create more rules for a lawless carribean than could ever be considered life like or real!
I Love this game it very unique and has mega potential IF the DEVELOPERS start listening to the players after all we are what pays to feed there families and without us there is no POTBS! WAKEUP DO SOMETHING PLEASE THIS GAME IS WAY TO GOOD TO FAIL TO IGNORANCE PS if this post is erased i will pull my right to free press and free speech that can be found in the US constitution! thanks all 1/3 leader of SOB
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:56 PM
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nerds have ridiculously high standards for women because they will never touch a real one
nerds also like to make fun of black people because they are scared of them
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:28 PM
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well i'm no racist, but
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Old 08-08-2008, 11:15 PM
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I like making fun of black comedians (..and white people walk like this!). If you do it right, no-one's entirely sure if you're being racist or not.
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Old 08-09-2008, 05:47 AM
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I like to stalk people in Grand Theft Auto 4.

Follow them everywhere they go. They get in a cab or car, I'll follow behind them slowly at pace equal to theirs, always 2 cars length behind them. They get a hot dog, I get a hot dog, etc.

While doing this one day I came across a couple. A dark haired man with medium length hair, and this girl who had gorgeous long blond hair.

I followed this couple for miles, from Alderney City to the bright neon lights of Star Junction, they were seemingly happy, joyful, in love with one another. The man cared for his girlfriend, and the girlfriend cared for her boyfriend.

They ate happily together, eating hot dogs, taking in the city. Always staring into each others eyes with deep glee and happiness. I had never seen so much love between two people. I cared for these two as much as they cared for each other. I would do as much as I can to make sure nothing would ever happen too them. After going ahead of them a bit and beating up hobos, walking in traffic ahead of them to make sure if a car were to come I would take it for them, and any other nuisance there could be.

Then it happened. After watching them stare at a giant ad in the Star Juction I realized something. I am alone. No one. Michelle was long gone for something I do not wish to bring up. Kiki dumped me when she found out I had been having intercourse with hookers then bash their heads in with a baseball bat to gain my money back. Carmen never called me again after our first date, mostly due to me pushing her down a set of subway stairs, then stopping her head into the steps. I never tried any other woman due to me thinking it was pointless at this point. I began to feel sad.

I thought to myself, "Why can that man not be me?" "Is he any better than me?" "Why wouldn't she think of dating me? Get some coffee, even at least TALK TOO ME?" I wanted her. I wanted this mysterious blond with the looks of an angel, and the laugh of a child. I wanted to be that man, I wanted to have what he had, to know that joy of having somebody care for your own well being. I was jealous of the man. I wanted that I could not have, that I desired for so much. The longer I watched them, the longer I wanted to become him, at any cost. I then felt remorse. Saddened of what I had become, a lonesome man stalking random pedestrians. But when the thought of this man touching her, kissing her, loving her... the thought of remorse was thrown to the back of my head as if I had never thought it.

I set forth a plan. I will kill him. Take up my new identity as him. And me and the blond will live happily together forever.

I knew what I had to do. I drive her whilst her screaming like a banshee. I reach my destination. The cliff next to Mikhail Faustin's house. If you've ever seen this part of the game there are rocks and old cars that seems from the '50s, and '60s at the bottom.

I rev my engine. She screams even louder. I drive faster, faster, and faster. Her death curling scream gets louder, louder, and louder.

We fly off the edge.

Everything is then silent for a mere second. This second feels like an eternity. I know what I am doing, I feel no regret. I am also for the first time in a long time; happy.

We both plummet to bottom and die instantaneously. They will never know who killed John, or the cab driver Shafeeq. They will never find the body of Sara or Niko Bellic. The ocean mixed with gasoline fueled fire will ruin any traces of either of our pasts or future.

I then revive at a hospital and steal a Blista Compact and go bowling with Roman.
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Old 08-09-2008, 06:05 AM
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GTA4 craziness.
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That one was intentionally funny, so it doesn't fit with the theme of this thread. Still good, though.
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Old 08-09-2008, 11:45 AM
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"Wanna Know Why Metal Gear's Story is So Crazy?"

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Because it's true. Truth IS stranger than fiction. A lot of the characters are just symbology for what has been going on. Of course it's not a word for word, or event for event true, but the ideology is. The "Philosophers" were the illuminati, who have been pulling strings all over the world for centuries now. They evolved into the NWO, or the "Patriots".

The Philosophers started to usurp power from the US with the creation of the Federal Reserve in 1913. We retained some of our sovereignty after that, but it was slowly taken away. Kennedy, our last REAL President(as in not a puppet) was beginning to catch on to the power behind the scenes, the Philosophers, and tried to stop them. He failed.

By the time Bush Sr. became our president, the new generation of "Philosophers", or the "Patriots"had already laid the groundwork for world domination(until now they only significantly controlled Europe, Africa, and most of the Americas). Now, they felt comfortable enough to announce it. The New World Order was here.

Since then the Patriots have been hard at work in taking control of the few remaining areas of the world where their power isn't complete. Mainly, the middle east. As is said in MGS4, "War has changed.". The Patriots have succeeded in starting a never-ending war. The War on Terror. Who is Terror? Terror is the remaining nations not under control of this NWO, and the war on terror won't end until the Patriots have secured control of the world.

How was the world drawn into this war with no clear enemy? We all know that. It happened one tragic September. These "Patriots" brought down the twin towers in a controlled demolition under the guise of a "Terrorist Attack" to rouse the American people and our friends across the world into an unending war, a well-oiled business.

Snake is merely the conduit through which this story is told. Kojima knows whats really going on in the world and hes trying to tell us. Ubisoft Montreal have also tried to warn us in Assassins Creed. Why do you think Altair is Snakes secret costume? Because they both have the same enemy. The Templars of old in AC are the "Philosophers", or Illuminati. The Modern day Templar in AC are the "Patriots", or NWO.

Hope you enjoyed.

Big ups to Hideo Kojima and the good people at Ubisoft Montreal for doing their part in exposing the Truth. Unfortunately, there isn't anything we can do about this anyway. It was fated in the Book of Revelation.
Ahh, conspiracy theorists.
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Old 08-09-2008, 12:14 PM
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Is Altair Snake's secret costume?
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Old 08-09-2008, 12:27 PM
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What is the best post? A double post to say "hey! I exist now!"

Huzzah!
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What is the best post? A double post to say "hey! I exist now!"

Huzzah!
I'm sorry, but due to a recent influx of less than desirable elements, the existance-limit has been raised to 2,000. Didn't you get the memo?
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