Johnny Unusual Ate This - A near-weekly series of terrible mistakes

[Johnny Unusual]

Shark Bite Cherry

I'm not anticipating it from being different than most cherry lollis but I find cherry the most consistently good flavour.

Yep, cherry. Is good.

Cheetos Fine Turkey

Fun fact, Chinese Cheetoes use meat flavours rather than cheese flavours.

The savoury non-cheese cheetos don't do a lot for me but they are fine.

Easter Buddy

Chocolaty means not chocolate.

Yeah, I've had worse fake chocolate but it is the weird sweetness that tries to trick my brain into thinking "chocolate". Not working.

Maritime Madness - Garlic Goodness

Their least spicy flavour (except for the cocktail sauce.)

It works fine to add a little garlic flavour into my wraps.

Ghost Strawberry Kiwi

The spirit of the most popular drink flavour of the 90s. Should be served with undead curly fries.

Pretty good stuff and we got to turn the bottle into an after school science experiment.

Dubble Bubble - 3 Fruitastic Flavours

They spelled "fantastic" wrong

This is pretty yummy fruit gum. Recommend for people who are into fruit gum.

Alpine Coockies and Cream Snap Bar (Easter)

Sure, I've eaten this before but not with Easter Eggs barely visible on the packaging.

Still good.

Jean-Talon Chocolate

There are four tiny chocolate animals in the package!

There's real chocolate in it but unlike the big one, this felt like half-fake/half-real. Which puts it above that bunny I ate.

Hershey's Milkilicious

This seems interesting to me. That said, while it isn't clear in the photo, the bar is shaped like the face of a melty man.

This is fine but I don't find it particularly more "chocolate milk" than other milk chocolate.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Tomorrow

Takis Dragon Sweet Chili

Oo, I do like sweet chili flavour.

Shark Bite Blue Raspberry

Here we go again.

Chicken Feet Gummis

What are we even doing anymore? Are shapes decided by AI now? I would believe an algorithm caused this to happen.

Tunnock's Caramel

This seems old timey. Into it.

Blow Pops Inside Outs

Gum with hard candy inside? This seems like a recipe for disaster.

Oh Henry! Egg

It's an Oh Henry but slightly rounded and smaller.

Gustav's Dutch Licorice Beehive Licorice

Sweetarts Ropes Twisted Rainbow Punch

Twisted Rainbow Punch is definitely an anime attack.

Ghost Mandarin

Oooo, I do love mandarin flavour.

 

[Baudshaw]

I'm wondering if some of these are dangerous to eat

 

[Johnny Unusual]

I'm wondering if some of these are dangerous to eat

One literally has teeth. But don't worry, the beehive licorice probably doesn't contain actual bees.

 

[Baudshaw]

I've actually never had black licorice. What does it taste like?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

It's pretty divisive. I hated it as a kid and I'm still not a big fan but I actually think it works well to compliment other flavors. There's an orange/licorice ice cream called Tiger Stripes (or maybe tiger tracks) that's pretty good.

As for the taste, have you ever had aniseed or fennel candy? I feel like if you haven't had licorice you probably haven't but if I'm wrong, very similar taste.

Also, some people find the smell and aphrodisiac. Not me, though.

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

Hey Johnny, I'm not sure if this is in your wheelhouse or not...

I came across these while I was at Shoppers yesterday, and it blew my mind -- mostly because we don't have Chili Cheese Fritos up here, much to my everlasting dismay.

I got one, and it's not bad, but doesn't quite satisfy the craving, y'know?